I have a friend who I have known since I was really little. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got green living absolutely god awful belly pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. Thus, his mom took him to the doctor's office, in which the physician took a single look and informed her to consider him to the ER. She feared something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We assumed the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a good thirty seconds of intensive farting, he were at the mother of his and said, "I feel all better now!"